In what authorities are now calling “a suspiciously healthy trash scandal,” a local garbage bin has gone viral for being filled with more cucumbers than an actual grocery store.
Eyewitnesses report confusion and mild amusement after discovering at least half a salad’s worth of cucumbers lounging among empty water bottles and snack wrappers. Some residents believe it’s a crime against vegetables, while others suspect a failed diet plan gone rogue.
One witness commented, “Someone clearly tried meal prepping and gave up halfway through.” Another theorized it was the aftermath of a disastrous cucumber water experiment that went horribly wrong.
Experts have since dubbed the bin “the most hydrated compost in town,” and locals have been leaving tribute bottles of water nearby — in solidarity with the fallen produce.
Authorities remind the public: “Please dispose of your cucumbers responsibly… or at least make a salad first.” 🥒💧
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